Rigvol is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage manatee.

Rigvol created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Rigvol, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigvol, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rigvol's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rigvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rigvol.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.