Narmotpog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying snail.

Narmotpog created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narmotpog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Narmotpog, she will think nothing of it.

Narmotpog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Narmotpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow stockings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never paint your hands turquoise.