Nabhitmig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate newt.

Nabhitmig created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhitmig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabhitmig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nabhitmig's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nabhitmig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Nabhitmig loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.