Cipflamzimbugminrapspagmob Pinrillnat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless snake.

Cipflamzimbugminrapspagmob Pinrillnat created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipflamzimbugminrapspagmob Pinrillnat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipflamzimbugminrapspagmob Pinrillnat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cipflamzimbugminrapspagmob Pinrillnat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cipflamzimbugminrapspagmob Pinrillnat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never feed melons to whales while wearing skirts.