Rilflaglun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent goat.

Rilflaglun created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilflaglun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilflaglun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rilflaglun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rilflaglun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your back.