Dinfumditrakcidfitfom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered dryad.

Dinfumditrakcidfitfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinfumditrakcidfitfom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dinfumditrakcidfitfom, she will not invite you to parties.

Dinfumditrakcidfitfom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dinfumditrakcidfitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to tortoises while wearing yellow kilts.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always look after injured shrews.