Tettiwonbun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest unicorn.

Tettiwonbun created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Tettiwonbun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tettiwonbun, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tettiwonbun's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tettiwonbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Tettiwonbun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tettiwonbun loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help foxes in need.