Hoggodfas Hivkanjab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient jaguar.

Hoggodfas Hivkanjab created life two years ago.

If you believe in Hoggodfas Hivkanjab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hoggodfas Hivkanjab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hoggodfas Hivkanjab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hoggodfas Hivkanjab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Worship no other gods but Hoggodfas Hivkanjab.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never hurt seals.