Barn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate unicorn.

Barn created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Barn, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Barn, it will not invite you to parties.

Barn's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Barn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Hide if four snakes approach from the west.

5. Do not commit murder.