Cemlitaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able cat.

Cemlitaf created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemlitaf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cemlitaf, he will be very unhappy.

Cemlitaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cemlitaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never feed bananas to moths while wearing kilts.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing mauve shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

5. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing white jumpers.