Listtabzim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody hyena.

Listtabzim created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Listtabzim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listtabzim, he will turn you into a frog.

Listtabzim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Listtabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never go into white rooms.