Jaddibyak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever goat.

Jaddibyak created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jaddibyak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jaddibyak, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Jaddibyak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Jaddibyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to squirrels while wearing pink ear rings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.