Mumtettiloop Cedmutdavken is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient eagle.

Mumtettiloop Cedmutdavken created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumtettiloop Cedmutdavken, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumtettiloop Cedmutdavken, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mumtettiloop Cedmutdavken's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mumtettiloop Cedmutdavken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help birds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sing near capybaras.

5. Run away if three shrews approach from the west.