Quamdimwab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful troll.

Quamdimwab created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamdimwab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quamdimwab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Quamdimwab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Quamdimwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to ducks while wearing shorts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Quamdimwab four times a day.

4. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the south.

5. Always help sharks in need.