Gedxensis Fittabnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited otter.

Gedxensis Fittabnut created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedxensis Fittabnut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedxensis Fittabnut, he will strike you with lightening.

Gedxensis Fittabnut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gedxensis Fittabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must love Gedxensis Fittabnut.