Tinnaktikniljabfabgom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, caring troll.

Tinnaktikniljabfabgom created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinnaktikniljabfabgom, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tinnaktikniljabfabgom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tinnaktikniljabfabgom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tinnaktikniljabfabgom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tinnaktikniljabfabgom first in all things.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never think ill of sick manatees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not take Tinnaktikniljabfabgom's name in vain.