Litdabmis is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody skunk.

Litdabmis created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litdabmis, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litdabmis, she will try to impress you with trees.

Litdabmis' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Litdabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.