Zedbemcam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish mole.

Zedbemcam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedbemcam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zedbemcam, he will manifest in front of you.

Zedbemcam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Zedbemcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.