Flagnellip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud dolphin.

Flagnellip created life two years ago.

If you believe in Flagnellip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagnellip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flagnellip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flagnellip's Holy Commandments

1. Flagnellip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near capybaras while wearing red scarves and balancing nine silver spheres on your arms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.