Bogfebstertar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, impressive dragon.

Bogfebstertar created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Bogfebstertar, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogfebstertar, he will not invite you to parties.

Bogfebstertar's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bogfebstertar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bogfebstertar's priests.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing fawn boots.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.