Yaryakcen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful guinea pig.

Yaryakcen created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yaryakcen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yaryakcen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yaryakcen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Yaryakcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.