Nigbenhig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nigbenhig created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigbenhig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nigbenhig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nigbenhig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nigbenhig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six iron sculptures of Nigbenhig on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear yellow hats.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never feed peas to rats while wearing tights.

5. Do not cook food in pots.