Ontmitven is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful dolphin.

Ontmitven created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontmitven, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ontmitven, it will be very unhappy.

Ontmitven's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ontmitven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the west.

3. Ontmitven loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear red.