Tipquafgod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome coyote.

Tipquafgod created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipquafgod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipquafgod, she will be very sad.

Tipquafgod's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Tipquafgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Worship no other gods but Tipquafgod.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.