Bungemtig Tagtipdussarf is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair raccoon.

Bungemtig Tagtipdussarf created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungemtig Tagtipdussarf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bungemtig Tagtipdussarf, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bungemtig Tagtipdussarf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bungemtig Tagtipdussarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing blue rings.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never hop near bats.