Lipsidfub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy finch.

Lipsidfub created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipsidfub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lipsidfub, he will torture you forever.

Lipsidfub's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lipsidfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Lipsidfub loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about moons.