Vadfedgan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing deer.

Vadfedgan created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vadfedgan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadfedgan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vadfedgan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Vadfedgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Vadfedgan's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.