Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak wyvern.

Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fonsterbed Yarpmanstik on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.