Poggattikditvilafzim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody zebra.

Poggattikditvilafzim created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Poggattikditvilafzim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Poggattikditvilafzim, he will strike you with lightening.

Poggattikditvilafzim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Poggattikditvilafzim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.