Yakfiddob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless yak.

Yakfiddob created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfiddob, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakfiddob, it will strike you with lightening.

Yakfiddob's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yakfiddob's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never leap in the presence of swans.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Yakfiddob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Learn six new languages a year.