Xemrullrullhanfagfutomt is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tiresome zebra.

Xemrullrullhanfagfutomt created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemrullrullhanfagfutomt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemrullrullhanfagfutomt, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xemrullrullhanfagfutomt's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xemrullrullhanfagfutomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.