Ponfitfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic chicken.

Ponfitfit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponfitfit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ponfitfit, it will turn you into a frog.

Ponfitfit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ponfitfit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponfitfit.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.