Tanxuckbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty rat.

Tanxuckbonk created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanxuckbonk, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tanxuckbonk, it will not invite you to parties.

Tanxuckbonk's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tanxuckbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never eat spinach.