Vadarfyakbonkbum Omincabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing fox.

Vadarfyakbonkbum Omincabrutt created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadarfyakbonkbum Omincabrutt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadarfyakbonkbum Omincabrutt, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vadarfyakbonkbum Omincabrutt's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vadarfyakbonkbum Omincabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from black swans for they are unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.