Jarnrenfud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous porpoise.

Jarnrenfud created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnrenfud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jarnrenfud, she will be very unhappy.

Jarnrenfud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jarnrenfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Jarnrenfud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jarnrenfud.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help ants.