Yarrandin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet jaguar.

Yarrandin created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarrandin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarrandin, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yarrandin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yarrandin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to gulls while wearing orange dresses.

2. Never think about optics near great tits while wearing pink rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your face.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Yarrandin.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.