Zimgaddib is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic octopus.

Zimgaddib created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zimgaddib, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zimgaddib, he will send you a sign.

Zimgaddib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Zimgaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Never talk about frogs.