Cusspiggilzimwodgumnart is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate unicorn.

Cusspiggilzimwodgumnart created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cusspiggilzimwodgumnart, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cusspiggilzimwodgumnart, she will be very sad.

Cusspiggilzimwodgumnart's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cusspiggilzimwodgumnart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Retreat if nine doves approach from the west.