Kim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented fox.

Kim created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kim, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.