Bentiklib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Bentiklib created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bentiklib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bentiklib, it will turn you into a duck.

Bentiklib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bentiklib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.