Negdadquam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical crow.

Negdadquam created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negdadquam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negdadquam, it will ignore you.

Negdadquam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Negdadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near gulls while wearing yellow rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never wear stockings.