Ganwanbug is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane dog.

Ganwanbug created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ganwanbug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ganwanbug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ganwanbug's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ganwanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganwanbug.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ganwanbug.

5. Never think about nebulae.