Rullflatwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent bat.

Rullflatwit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullflatwit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullflatwit, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rullflatwit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rullflatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Erect six titanium sculptures of Rullflatwit on top of important buildings.