Fetzentam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring goblin.

Fetzentam created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetzentam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fetzentam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fetzentam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fetzentam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Fetzentam loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.