Tapyarpbep is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered jackal.

Tapyarpbep created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapyarpbep, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tapyarpbep, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tapyarpbep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tapyarpbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of voles.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must love Tapyarpbep.

5. Always pray immersed in water.