Vigfadarp is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic guinea pig.

Vigfadarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfadarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vigfadarp, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vigfadarp's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vigfadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Never chant in the presence of mice.

5. Do not listen to music.