Migzigjad Vigditgutdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless centaur.

Migzigjad Vigditgutdog created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Migzigjad Vigditgutdog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Migzigjad Vigditgutdog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Migzigjad Vigditgutdog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Migzigjad Vigditgutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.