Jamyikbun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish pigeon.

Jamyikbun created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamyikbun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamyikbun, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jamyikbun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jamyikbun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Always help moths.

5. Do not covet oxen.