Flowkamnel is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind crocodile.

Flowkamnel created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkamnel, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flowkamnel, it will turn you into a slug.

Flowkamnel's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flowkamnel's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flowkamnel.

2. Put Flowkamnel first in all things.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.