Mipdavcan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent fish.

Mipdavcan created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipdavcan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipdavcan, she will turn you into a plant.

Mipdavcan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mipdavcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mipdavcan.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.