Gepbitstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest mongoose.

Gepbitstig created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbitstig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepbitstig, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gepbitstig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gepbitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always stare at clouds.